Oktoberfested.

While Oktoberfesting is always a good idea, getting completely
Oktoberfested is not always the best idea. You could do funny things.
Breaking a bicycle is one thing that pops to mind. (Especially since
the grit on my hands from my attempts to fix said bicycle, will not
come off).
Going to work Oktoberflustered the next day is another
not-so-great-idea. The chances are that this would be the day you
would have to arrive super early,and play barbies or some other game
that requires physical involvement, like hide and seek. It is also
possible that the children will find a couple of flutes and start
'making music'. (Really high pitched shrieking type noises, in
succession).

You might have to go sit at a table and try and explain why you would
not like any of the delicious food on offer ('You can have anything
you like, the food is really good here') because it feels a little bit
like some one swung a meiss (large heavy beer mug-holds 1 litre of
tastiness) at my head, and I would really like to go home and die now
please, if that would be ok.

You will probably come home to housework, which you just want to do quickly before you nap but due to minimal movement ability will take a while.

But when the sleep comes, it comes beautifully.

And then you wake up to a beautiful Sunday, and off we go again... just for one beer this time, I promise... :)